But don’t be deceived by appearances, this is no superficial tome, getting by solely on its good looks. Hah! As if! This lovely literary production is pretty on the inside, too. Very pretty. Full of lots and lots of attractive and interesting words. That I wrote. Nice words. Like frugal. Parody. Anticipatory and metaphorical. Just a few of the many, many fascinating words you’ll find inside in my beautiful book. All put there by me.
Squeeeeeeee!!!! Book a book a book I wrote a book!
Feeling faint, now. Must lie down. With my book. That I wrote. Did I mention I wrote it?
This foolish euphoria all too soon will pass. But for the moment I’m gonna totally go with it. Squeeel like a girl and giggle ’til I make myself sick. But in a good way.
I’ll get back to you.